when will my master return from the supermarket
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life
i was legit about to get upset but as i scrolled i became happier
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?