Put "unf" in my ask if you find me attractive.
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
punmonster: i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
fullmetal-dipshit: ozzyosborntodie: “you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
still the best Eurovision song don’t even...
beau-friend: queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms: What the hell does it take to have a popular post
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
pizzaforpresident: fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
Let me make this clear
rai-redemption: This is cosplay this is fun this is expressing yourself and the chracter for all fandoms to enjoy no matter what YOU look like or what gender you are as long as you are having fun that is cosplay I’m sorry, but I lost it at Chef Stark. Oh my god. The Iron Chef
floptimus: i just always wait for people to talk to me first and when they do i say something super stupid and the conversation cuts short and i spend the rest of the day thinking of all the more interesting and engaging things i could have said that wouldnt have made me look like a transparent nerdy weeaboo wannabe who-knows-what-else
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr I’d actually be okay with this.
ihavenosnoutyetimustwhinny: chuchukelsey: ngl the hannibal fandom freaks me out does it leave a bad taste in your mouth
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
o-oo-ooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooo: bumblingb: I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group. it was called dugstruction. HELP I DID THE THING- LOOK AT THE ONE WITH THE SUNGLASSES! LOOK AT IT!